Apple Juice Drinkers Anonymous

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See, thatโ€™s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I donโ€™t wanna
felidaeng
the-reading-lemon

REMINDER: THERE IS NO CAT

If you get a new blog following you and immediately sending you an ask requesting help with vet bills for their cat, that is a scam. It is always a scam.

This time, the blog in question was created yesterday and reblogged a ton of stuff to seem legit.

Don't fall for this shit.

aniseandspearmint

also

THERE IS NO DOG

THERE IS NO SICK PARENT/CHILD

bc i've been getting repeated instances of this kind of thing too.

Ways to help determine if a request is a scam;

  1. This is not a thing people asking for help on tumblr actually do. If someone really needs help they'll make a post, and MAYBE ask some mutuals that have larger followings to reblog it, usually by @'ing NOT by sending an ask.
  2. Go to the blog the ask is from. Scroll down as far as you can. Usually for scam requests, the blog will be very new, and the oldest reblogs only a day or two old. I've heard of some waiting a bit longer to break out the scam, but haven't seen it myself.
  3. There usually won't be any tags on the posts either, aside from the pinned post, which will be a copy of the help request.
what-even-is-thiss
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21st-century-minutiae

Restaurants stay in business either by having dedicated regulars or by attracting new customers. Large restaurant chains rely on coordinated ad campaigns to create expectations and unified experiences. These are independent of the quality of the food.

If a restaurant survives without clear ways to attract new customers (especially in a manner that might repulse customers such as lacking extras or aesthetics) then it is evidence that the food itself must be the reason the restaurant survives. This is not a guarantee, but if combined with good reviews, one can take this as a good sign of quality.

These kinds of restaurants are common in cities, but aren't easy for tourists to find.

what-even-is-thiss

I always tell people to look near gas stations for Mexican restaurants for this very reason

pigeonhut
keepcalmandcarriefischer

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

hotchocolatenotsex

no way i must have missed an update!

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

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froodette

You know what to do boys

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will-falling-fell

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somequeerthing
athetos

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

athetos

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

pigeonhut
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๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿ‘

teathattast

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

teathattast

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ what??? how is that accurate??? punk goth alt grunge fashion but also ive been described as a marshmallow